笑咪咪麵包人


讓自己苦中作樂是種轉移負面情緒的好方法

幸福遇見

Seminar 結束後搭上高鐵直奔府城進行兩天一夜的小旅行
車窗外的天色由明亮漸漸轉暗,一片漆黑後只剩遠方高速公路川流不息的車燈,小小的,卻無比明亮。
在風雨漂渺中到達,轉搭接駁車進市區
膀胱快要炸開,奔進路邊的莉莉冰果室繳水費順手來盤馳名的紅豆牛奶冰。
阿明先生好促咪。
客人:一碗魯肉飯。
阿明:沒有賣魯肉飯只有白飯。
客人:可是我看那桌的人飯上面有加料也。
阿明:喔,那可能是他自己帶來的。
XDXDXDXDXD
點完餐坐下來,對面坐一對中年夫妻。
先生:快點微笑,有人在拍照!
老婆:哪裡?
先生:對面。
我回頭看,馬路對面約10公尺處有人在拍阿明的招牌。遠到我得找一下才看的到拍照的人。
老婆:人家又不是在拍你。
老公始終保持嘴角45度上揚,看著相機的方向說:隨時要準備好。
老婆笑著揍他一下。
吃完去結帳,縱使面前有一人龍包圍著攤子,阿明還是不慌不忙的笑著跟我說XX元。
對嘛對嘛,做生意的人就是要這樣財神爺才會光臨啊。


在高鐵上遇到沒禮貌的人,阿Q一點他只是醉了。
一直在下雨,阿Q一點水帶財財財。
被旅館的門夾到腳趾,阿Q一點沒見紅已是萬幸。
旅館的床不好睡,阿Q一點少點賴床的時間多出去走走。
驚險萬分的肚痛事件,阿Q一點還好路過咖啡店。
喝下這杯幸運茶,再度挑戰未知的將來。
PS 老話一句,訂機票飯店不用看價錢,說走就走。

Happy Birthday!!

Friends with benefits


[as Dylan decides to work through lunch]
Tommy: A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!



Tommy: Oh! By the way, why did you take your door off its lovely hinges?
Dylan: It was dumb, man. Something I saw in management book.
Tommy: Oh! Right! Right! Like that's how Warren Buffett got rich. He took doors off of things! Hey, everybody wants a short cut in life. My guide book is very simple. You wanna lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy! You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go. Or her if you're into that kinda of...creepy shit.

Lessons from Movies


My dreams can wait.But you never know which will come first: your tomorrow, or your end.
天外奇蹟 (Up), 2009

那些電影教我的事